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9:07pm September 1, 2014

REBLOG THIS AND I’LL MAKE AN ICON BASED OFF OF YOUR URL

cumberbeautiful:

if its like demon-hunting-timelord-at-221-B than I’m sorry I probably wont do yours

9:06pm September 1, 2014

junes-discotheque:

dazzledfirestar:

bidyke:

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

As a bi person I absolutely support this technique.

As a biromantic asexual person, I would like forty dollars.

9:05pm September 1, 2014

butteredtopcorn:

jakemalik:

true friendship test: call your friend at midnight and ask if they want to go to mcdonalds

[Australian bonding call of “MACCAS RUUUUUUUN”]

9:00pm September 1, 2014

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

8:59pm September 1, 2014

overratedsuicide:

instawillgraham:

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

this is the best fucking thing I’ve ever read

8:56pm September 1, 2014
8:55pm September 1, 2014

asparklethatisblue:

winkydean:

is there really anything worst than having a notp becoming canon

#a notp not being canon but everyone insisting it is

8:54pm September 1, 2014

goddammitchip:

You don’t understand how hard I fucking laughed CHOCOLATE MILK SQUIRTED OUT MY NOSE

8:53pm September 1, 2014

spazztrick:

hooksandplans:

do u ever just lip sync to fall out boy dramatically and pretend you’re patrick stump

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7:47pm September 1, 2014

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns